I'm Not A Magical Girl

Why are others' powers so cool, but must I turn into a loli-magical girl to fight? Why do others' leave after fighting a monster in a cool way, but I must think of a way to escape those brainless fan's blockade? Why did I become more poor after becoming a super hero!? I'm done with this magical girl BS! Note : Same as the manhua "Hero? I Quit A Long Time Ago," this reads from Right to Left